Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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