Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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