I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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