lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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