If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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