I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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