Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Still dying that you shit outside
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All the doctor said was why
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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