if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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