i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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