the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We’re leaving where are you
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