I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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