Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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