so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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