I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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