Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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