Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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