he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Its about making memories worth repressing
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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