I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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