Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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