Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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