Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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