We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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