So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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