I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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