What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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