it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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