i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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