I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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