he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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