I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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