But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
time to smoke my breakfast
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
