ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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