I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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