i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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