Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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