I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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