Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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