google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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