Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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