Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
one might say we're banned from that church
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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