After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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