return my video game
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I didn't notice because vodka
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
