Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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