I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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