I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I puked a lego.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
40s are totally the cure
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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