Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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