Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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