I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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