omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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