Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
