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(607): View more from New York

Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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(360): View more from Washington

afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it

(973): View more from New Jersey

just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you

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(845): View more from New York

I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(954): View more from Florida

You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I resent the implication of a jizz addiction

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