not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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