You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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